Next, true divas are all about things like spice and flava. Notice the 2.7g of sugar and .2g of sodium? I would have guessed about half of that from tasting. I expected sweet & salty to be something like kettle corn, these were much closer to packaging peanuts.
Finally, these look almost as boring as they taste. At least give me some edible glitter. My diva-ass had to liven these up with rare Hawaiian sea salt, and a sprinkling of gold flake (not shown).
They didn’t taste bad, they just didn’t taste like anything.
…and since when did the British start caring about their teeth?