Marmupdate

by Rodzilla on January 23, 2011 · 5 comments

I decided to address some of the comments from the Marmite review with a whole new post.

Yes, I originally tried the Marmite by itself. I took about half a teaspoon on a plastic utensil and ingested. Then I did something really dumb. I could not believe how bad it was, so similar to taking a second whiff when checking the freshness of ones armpit, I sampled it again. This time on a pretzel stick, I hated myself for the decision and swore off Marmite as an ingestible food product.

I realize this is not the traditional way to eat Marmite, but I could not bring myself to do the whole butter and toast, cream cheese, cottage cheese, or really anything after my initial experience. BUT, because I want to be thorough in my reviews, and the human brains tendency to suppress memories of painful events – I went for round two.

Bread and Butter

Results?

Thinnest Spread over Marmite possible 

Foul.

I hope everyone is happy, I hold you all responsible for ruining my morning toast. Erin raised the question, “Would you eat miso by itself?” This is a seemingly valid point, but only in the right context. Allow me to counter what I feel is a more appropriate framework. Would you eat buttered toast with a light spread of shit? Unfortunately I did, but I wouldn’t recommend it

Grade: F- Still the worst shit ever.

{ 5 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Anonymous

hahaha sounds rank bro, thanks for saving me the time.

PJ
MEN Crew

2 Matt

thanks for takin one (or sounds like two or three) for the team rod.

and touche on the miso retort

3 Nicholas

I would eat miso by itself…

4 Anonymous

One of the few times the advertising for a product is correct. You either love or hate Marmite, there is no inbetween.

May i commend "Twiglets" to you though. They are snacks that are covered in ostensibly the same goo but dried. they taste totally different and are a fine bar snack.

5 Anonymous

As much as my NZ friends might hate me for saying this, Marmite is awful. But believe it or not, the Australian version, Vegemite, is even worse! So I guess you picked right and chose the lesser of two awful spreads.

-Caro

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